I'm hungry, damn it.

Online conversation with Jason, 3:00 in the afternoon yesterday. We keep each other balanced.

I’m hungry. I’m going to the mall to get chicken nuggets.
No. Stay where you are.
Why?
It’s 3:00 in the afternoon. You’re supposed to be working, not going to the mall for nuggets.
I’m hungry.
You can wait.
No I can’t. I will keel over.
You’ll be fine.
I am going to faint from hunger.
You’ll survive.
Here I go…I’m passing out…
I don’t believe you.
I’m going to kick the bucket, all on account of nuggets.
No you won’t.
You don’t know me.
Yes I do.
I want nuggets!
No.
Hmmph.
Are you mad?
No. I’m hungry.