Poop Conversations...
with the doctor...
I need to poop.
"Ya know, if you take your finger and wiggle it around up there, that might stimulate it."
with Jason...
I need to poop.
"Well you've farted a lot tonight. Maybe that means tonight's the night."
with dad...
"Do you have Metamucil?"
No...
*two days later* "Here you go!" *hands me giant 12-inch canister of fiber powder*
with mom...
I pooped today.
Sigh. "Congratulations."
with sister...
I pooped today.
"Really? You know, when I have a hard one, I rock back and forth *rock back and forth forcefully*. Works every time."
I need to poop.
"Ya know, if you take your finger and wiggle it around up there, that might stimulate it."
with Jason...
I need to poop.
"Well you've farted a lot tonight. Maybe that means tonight's the night."
with dad...
"Do you have Metamucil?"
No...
*two days later* "Here you go!" *hands me giant 12-inch canister of fiber powder*
with mom...
I pooped today.
Sigh. "Congratulations."
with sister...
I pooped today.
"Really? You know, when I have a hard one, I rock back and forth *rock back and forth forcefully*. Works every time."
posted by The mini ninja at 6:14 PM
7 Comments:
WHAT A POOPY POST.
;)
Been wondering how you've been, sunshine. Smile.
Yours is the only blog in the blogosphere that can make poop amusing. Well done! :-)
The doctor didn't really say that, right? please say he didn't...
Congrats on the latest development, funny to me how everybody has a trick :)
I actually text messaged my husband at one time ... I pooped. I hope he erased it!
Yin and yang...I had the complete opposite problem the last couple of days. I guess the booze and hot wings I ate for new year's caught up with me. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
Unfortunately, Kjersten, the doctor really did say that. He's just trying to help, right?
Poop on, my peoples!
Best regards from NY! » »
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