She had a weird family.
A very weird family.
A family who liked to play mah jong and release a lot of gas, among other things.
One day little Leslie thought, "I wonder if I can find a boy just right for me? Someone who's crazy and goofy and just a tad handsome?...Okay VERY handsome."
Her family was a little...skeptical.
But Leslie reached to the sky and said, "Oh God of mushy love, won't you send me a stinky fellow?"
Henry said, "You're crazy."
Jen said, "My pants are falling off."
But Leslie still met Jason.
He was goofy, stinky, and very handsome.
They drove each other crazy.
But they loved each other.
It was perfect.
THE END.
