I totally forgot!

Oops! I can't believe I forgot to pay homage to one of my favorite chocolates of all time: Crispy M&M's. I've never like M&M's that much, but when these babies came out, I was all over them...one king size bag at a time.

I'm a BIG fan of those rice krunchy things. You know, the things that are in Nestle Crunch bars. 'Cept when they name came in M&M form, it was even better because you never knew what color or shape the krunchy chocolatey goodness would come in. Even better, I loved the brilliant blue color of the bag!

(One time, a king size bag of those babies saved me from a 2-week bout of constipation. Yep.)

However, those Mars bastards duped me. A year or two after their introduction, they were taken off the shelves. WHY, Mars people, WHY?! To make room for your "mega" M&M's? That's TWO strikes, people. I'm tempted to count your M-mazing bars as your third strike. Chocolate inside chocolate? Please. That's not m-mazing. That's just bumpy chocolate.