R.I.P. Ball

Moles moles moles. Jason has a million of them and after months of useless threats, he’s finally gone to the dermatologist to get the bigger ones taken off.

Today was his second appointment and also a very important one, as one of the killer moles lived on his inner thigh…for a man, dangerously close to his most valuable possession.

I asked Jason to let me know how the appointment went. This is the text I just received:

“Everything went well…except the doctor slipped and cut off one of my balls. Now I only have two.”