Phone Conversations: The Double Standard

Jason: Looks like I'll be able to hang out with you until Tuesday this weekend.
Leslie: Better be better than last weekend. Last weekend was poo.
J: Yeah...
L: POO, do you hear me?!
J: Speaking of poo...*FLUSH*
L: Ew! You were pooping while we were talking?
J: Well YEAH. I was pooping at work but Shane was rushing me so I had to cut it off.
L: I distinctly remember telling you that Angela used to pee and poop while we were on the phone and YOU SAID that was disgusting. And now you're doing the same thing?
J: That's different. I'm a guy.
L: Excuse me?
J: Guys are supposed to be gross. Girls are dainty and clean. Girls don't pee or poop.
L: Then I must be a huge disappointment.
J: Basically.