How I Know I Have No Shame Left

While shopping at DSW with my mom, I was asking her advice about the shoes I was trying on when I decided to squat down. No sooner had I squatted did I let out a very short but very audible fart. The lady shopper next to me smiled and was visibly trying not to laugh. My mother and I walked out the store, her trying to suppress her laughter and my guffaw booming off the walls.