Eh, what the hell.

Thanks, Angel, for the tag!

3 things that scare me
Gory horror flicks
The thought of losing my loved ones prematurely
Bugs in my ear (see previous post)

3 people that make me laugh
My no-fail funny friends are: Jimmy, Elliott, Pat,
Most Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn movies
And yeah, I agree with Angel: Carlos Mencia is damn funny

3 things I love
FOOD. Give me food NOW.
A new haircut.
A personal letter in the mail.

3 things that I hate
Constipation
Feeling fat or bloated
Drivers who cut me off

3 things I don't understand
All politics and most history
Why boys can be SO dense sometimes
How could everyone else be so healthy and I have an ailment or a new disease every month

3 things on my desk
Picture of Jason and I in a kiss
Inflatable bozo the clown
A 2 ft. yellow vase

3 things I'm doing right now
Talking to my friend online
Looking at the clock…is it 5:00 yet?
Thinking dirty thoughts

3 things I want to do before I die
Get into a fight with an asshole and kick ass
Perform an act of complete selflessness
Conceive from the man I love

3 things I can do
Pull off a very convincing southern accent
Write. Well.
Wear granny panties and not be ashamed.

3 ways to describe my personality
Outrageously funny
Blatantly honest
Hopelessly hopeful

3 things I can't do
Shoot a layup in basketball
Cast a fishing rod
Believe in science

3 things I think you should listen to
Country music
God/Jesus
Your bestfriend

3 things you should never listen to
The devil
Tabloids (good call, Angel)
Your drunk boyfriend

3 absolute favorite foods
Greek
Indian
Japanese

3 things I'd like to learn
Play guitar
Speak Russian and American Sign
How to apply makeup perfectly

3 beverages I drink regularly
Cold water
Cold Tazo or sweet tea
Hot chai

3 shows I watched as a kid
Carebears
Smurfs
Sesame Street

3 people I am tagging
Emerald
Daphne
Kimananda
And everyone else who reads this. That's YOU.